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platypussy

a platypussy is a dead animal on a clay dirt road.
C-“OMG!!!! Did y’all just see that platypussy in the road!!!”
M- “OMG! We have to turn around and go look at it.”
by YoU wAnT sOmE fUk¿ April 25, 2020
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platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!
by caitlin Perry December 14, 2008
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platypussies

1. The plural form of the word platypus;
A semiaquatic egg-laying mammal that frequents lakes and streams in eastern Australia. It has a sensitive pliable bill shaped like that of a duck, webbed feet with venomous spurs, and dense fur.

2. Frequently used term to describe a group of "bitches".
CAITLIN: I don't hang out with those girls anymore, they were bitches.
NATHAN: Fo' REALZ, what a posse o' platypussies!
by caitlin Perry December 14, 2008
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Platypussy

referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina
"Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"
by Bre and someone November 7, 2009
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platypuss

noun. Said of a fugly, fucked up looking person who is to cover their face permanently if possible.
Justin: Maybe you should ask her out!
Seantel: Ishu crazy??? She a platypuss!
Justin: I kno...bet she put out easy.

Sarah Silverman is such a platypuss!
by xndrso November 28, 2007
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Platypussy

Wow man her's is so big!

Big enough to be a platypussy?

HELL YEAH!
by Nasugi November 23, 2011
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Platypussy

A woman whoms snatch reminds you on a platypuss
holy shit dude, did you see that platypussy?! that thing definetly belongs on national geagraphic
by wikitwikit April 24, 2010
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