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bigger dick foreign policy theory

First proposed by George Carlin following the initiation of the Persian Gulf War in 1991; the bigger dick foreign policy theory theorizes the justification of war (or conflict in general) being based solely on the size of the aggressor's penis in comparison to the penis size of the defender. Generally, the aggressor possesses a smaller penis in comparison to the defender, and so feels compelled to attack/invade/conquer the defender in order to feel better and prove to others that he is the superior of the two, despite his smaller penis size.

When used to explain war justification, it also explains the visual similarity between rockets, bombs, and bullets, and features they share with phallic imagery, as "the need to project the penis into other peoples' affairs", and is thought to be the origin of the phrase "fucking with people".

The bigger dick foreign policy theory is usually born out of, and is very often related to, dick fear.
"You don't have to be a historian or a political scientist to see bigger dick foreign policy theory at work. It sounds like this: 'What, they have bigger dicks?! Bomb them!'"
by iAmJimmyHoffa January 25, 2014
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Pubic dust

The hair particles that result from shaving the pubic region with an electric shaver.
After my girlfriend finished shaving in front of the mirror I noticed the pubic dust left on the carpet.
by Chadbinger September 2, 2012
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Big Stick Policy

1. Big stick ideology, big stick diplomacy, or big stick policy refers to President Theodore Roosevelt's foreign policy, "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far"
2. A human generated meat stick that can make some one reach their climax and is able to go in and out of certain places. It is also able to create new life in females
“ Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far”-Theodore Roosevelt
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Policarpio

A surname of Greek and Italian origin.

From the Greek, "poly" and "karpos" meaning 'many fruit'. This pertains to 'many children' or 'many offspring' instead of 'many plant genitalia'.

The family crest motif is yellow, black, and red-orange, featuring a large black eagle perched on a red-orange branch, set against a yellow background. The crest is of Greek origin, still popularly used by the descendant of the Pontian Greeks. The eagle, of course, is a symbol of strength, immortality, farsightedness, and courage. In mythology, Zeus often took on the form of an eagle.

Historians have speculated that the name 'Policarpio' derives from Saint Polycarp, once a bishop of Smyrna. Saint Polycarp was known to have many followers and disciples that travelled all over the world, hence the varying locations in which the surname 'Policarpio' are popular (Italy, Spain, the Philippines). His many followers may also explain why he has 'many fruit' because he considered his followers as his children.
There is a 'Policarpio Street' in the Philippines that is popular during Christmas due to its lavish decorations. This only proves how awesome this name is.
by thoreauviandouche August 8, 2012
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pubic stare

The constant, unblinking, stare of the "one-eyed monster" (penis) when it is standing at attention (erect).
In my previous life as a nudist, I would pass girls, and give them the ole "pubic stare" inspection - much like a dog sniffs another dog's ass. A man must be free!
by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 13, 2012
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thot police

A group of legendary niggas that protect fellow niggas from thots
No need to fear. The thot police is here.
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