pre-puker

Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.

Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.

by knowman March 9, 2008

Closet Puker

A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.

Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?

No.

Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.

by TheKingOfBoardPlay May 11, 2012

party puker

One who always drinks too much and gets sick at parties.

"We can't invite Joe to the party, he is always a party puker!"

by Jesslyn Kelly October 7, 2008

shadow puker

Someone who sneaks off to puke unnoticed at a party or gathering then sneaks back (possibly with drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.

Why does Mary keep leaving and returning quietly? Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker!

by dlhammel December 5, 2016

Iuka puker

An Iuka puker is a redneck from northern Mississippi who is suffering the ill effects from drinking cheap booze.

Billy-Bob threw up in his girlfriend's lap. He's a quintessinal Iuka puker.

by Cranberry Bob November 28, 2019

Pajama Puker

A really bad online Texas Hold'em poker player; much worse than a fish/whale or a donkey.

A pajama puker tends to tilt extremely easily and then leak all their chips away. They are active in chat rooms at the online poker tables and will often put themselves on tilt when you ignore them.

I couldn't resist playing a while longer with that pajama puker on my right playing every hand.

by Pokerbrat October 17, 2013

Money Puker

As in the ATM Machine.

Dude I can so go to lunch with you, but I gotta hit the money puker first.

by JO Momma1226 April 7, 2009