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pubic hair 

The patch of hair that grows in the genital area in both men and women. It may extend over the abdomen, and is mostly seen on men but it can occur on women as well. Many do not like it and many do. The current trend is for men to keep the hair and women to remove all of it.
I went to get my pubic hair waxed yesterday
I don't shave my pubic hair because it itches too much when I do that
When you go through puberty, you grow pubic hair
pubic hair by beez1717 October 28, 2013

Who put pubic hair on my coke? 

What Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas asked Professor Anita Hill which was revealed during his easily successful Supreme Court confirmation hearing.
It’s so clear that for a man of Clarence Thomas’ stature to ask, “who put pubic hair on my coke?” is the completely harmless act of a jokester!

Pubic hair moustache

1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!

Dude 1: He does!

Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)

PHT - Pubic Hair Theft 

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

pubic hair 

johnny has no pubic hair. hahahahaha
pubic hair by dick June 26, 2003

pubic hair cum 

pubic hair cum is the cumgasm that squirts and then oozes out of a guy's dick and runs down his shaft and sticks to his pubic hair when he jacks off and has a cumgasm.
Fuck! I've got pubic hair cum after jacking off!
pubic hair cum by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021