promonition

Premonition pertaining to promotion of superstition.

I've a promonition that being online may not be conducive due to imminent stormy weather.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2008

Romination

What happens when you think you are going to win big even up til the last second but actually fail hard.

Those Tigers, yeah they thought they were gonna win the Romination.

by johnny mnemonic December 6, 2012

provincation

A vacation that is limited to a local area such as the same city or county you live in as long as its not based in your own house.

Some help to describe
DISTANCE:
It can be as close as staying in your next door neighbor house or a hotel accross town. You could be staying somewhere in the next town, or as far as the hotel nearest to the county line. The idea is not to leave your local area.

REASONS:
They dont like to travel far, wanna seem out of town so they can get sex, too afraid to leave the local area, financially cant afford a vacation.

Woman: well there you go again vern. Your so afraid of leaving this town your taking provincation .... in a hotel in the the next town over.

Vern: Its a tourist trap city. It counts as a vacation spot

by Theamazinggeek March 11, 2018

promonition

A predictive feeling about whether or not you will receive a promotion.

I don't usually have much confidence in fortune-tellers, especially when they claim to have promonitions about local corporate ladder-climbers.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Profication

The start and finish of anything

He is the profication of the earth

by fuppier February 4, 2024

poominating

Poominating is the result of ruminating as you defecate into a toilet.

I spent time in the toilet poominating today.

by MakeAmericaThinkHarder August 8, 2024