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Procrasturbate

pro·cras·tur·bate.

Verb.

Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.

Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
I couldn't procrasturbate any more. I had no other choice but to do my essay.
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Instead of doing my work, i procrasturbated to my favorite porno.
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The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.

It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
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When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.
I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!
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The action in which someone starts masturbating but cannot finish. This is usually do to a shortness of time, an inability to climax, or finding the feeling of blueballs more enjoyable than the actual orgasm.
Guy 1: Bro, you said you were gunna go fap, that was an hour ago!
Guy 2: I started but i couldn't be asked to finish.
Guy 1: Damn you, that took forever just to procrasturbate
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Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.
Instead of writing my term paper, I decided to procrasturbate.
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Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.
I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.
by The Middle Man January 29, 2003
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