Primal Aspid

A deadly little creature that wreaks havoc and chaos.

The pantheon is easy, but that thing the primal aspid it scares me.

by Pale Challenger March 17, 2019

primal scream

When you scream very loudly for no apparent reason. Possibly caused by anger, frustration, or extreme horniness.

Jorge let out a primal scream when his computer died...just before he saved his 25 page essay on the life and works of M.C. Escher.

by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003

primal fear

The highest level of fear that most people do not experience. This can also be related to the feeling of impending predation. Primal fear is your survival instincts at work.

"Every muscle in his body was tense, and this was no normal fear, this was a primal fear, he subconsciously knew he was being hunted"

by EugalpyK May 25, 2016

primalism

A school of philosophy that celebrates putting primal needs and desires before anything else. A primalist individual will eat when they are hungry, sleep when they are tired, and do what they please when they please to. This may also be considered "doing what you want and not giving a fuck," a la Don Draper (see: Don Draper). However, a primalist may also find satisfaction in what may be more traditionally considered "primal": living outdoors, raw foods or vegan, primalsexuality, etc. Primalism, at its core, is about bringing humanity back to paleolithic or even pre-paleolithic cultural standards and lifestyle.

John follows the philosophy of primalism pretty close. I caught him taking a leak outside behind the shed with a fresh rolled stogie in one hand and a cold beer in the other, wearing nothing but his ripped boxers and those sunglasses he found at the Best Buy.

by DumpsterHamsterBaby October 7, 2009

primal

to get angry, to loose all self control, to be at another level of existence

holy shit, chad is going to go primal in a second

by Ænimal February 25, 2004

primal shit

the act of taking ones pants off in the midst of pooping

I just took the most primal shit of my life

by bort. July 28, 2019

primal sex

It’s all about letting go of your civilized behavior and bringing out the animal in you. You have to follow what your instinct tells you. One interesting sexual role play is identifying yourself closely with an animal of your choice. You can adapt the behavior of a lion and pin your partner to the bed or floor as you hover over them.

there’s power exchange involved as you and your partner struggle to gain dominance over each other. It’s normal to “fight,” but that doesn’t mean primals should spank so hard it leaves both of you bruised. Unless that’s what you agree upon beforehand, of course.

The dominant partner loves running after and consuming their prey. Just like in the wild, they exude dominance.
The Primal Sub/Submissive is also referred to as the Prey or Mate. The opposite of a Primal Dom, they love being chased, and consumed by the Predator. Meanwhile, Mate is used to labeling someone the Predator is fond of and is willing to have intercourse.

It sounded as Kate had a lot of primal sex that night with the guy she brought home.

by LutherBlissett42 September 4, 2022