primitive

The alternative for savage. Because savage is is deader than the savages themselves.

John: Boy yo mama stank
Jimmy: BRO why you hating on my mama
John: I aint hating she just stank
Fred: BROOOOOOO THAT WAS STRAIGHT PRIMITIVE

by primitivebtch December 13, 2016

pristie

a prude relationship in which at least one of the two in a couple ignores the other or is very prude.

When bob and jenny were going out, they wouldn't speak to eachother cause they were both so shy. Then i wispered to my friend, "They're such a pristie relationship."

by Za and Sca April 19, 2006

Pristine hole

Pristine hole is the terminology used when ones vaginal Cavity is so tight and fresh it’s almost pristine

At the party Brendon’s dad said before he was born his mum had the most pristine hole

by Electrical menace January 20, 2018

pristina

A place where the world gathers but know one knows where it is.

Hey, lets go to pristina, ok , where the hell is it.

by joey deNose May 11, 2009

pristine vagine

1. An STD free female sexual organ.
2. The elite class of vaginas.
3. First class vag.
4. A vagina so clean, you could eat off of it.

Example 1:
That girl is so hot, you could raw dog her pristine vagine and not worry about getting the clap.

Example 2:
Matt: "Did you see that picture of Britney Spears cooter?"

Mike: "Yeah. That is so not a pristine vagine."

by Squid and Flounder April 21, 2010

Primitive Pussy

The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.

Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though...

by Nicaragua57 November 11, 2010

primitive enema

An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks.

Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind

Chick:I need a primitive enema.
d00d: I'm up for it.

by DieHippieDie November 27, 2007