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Premature Ejaculation

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.
Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing
by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004
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Premature Ejavulation

To prematurely fire a javelin while smart-bombing in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Can often be the response of a surprised smart-bomber seeing their teammate run by and thus, prematurely firing.
"Ohhfdjgnwtf damn it Evan!" - Asianinvasions7
"Haha What?" - CHOPPA N DA SKY
"Evan ran by my javvy with his big pancake and I Prematurely Ejavulated!" - Asianinvasions7
"LOL Premature Ejavulation does not taste as good as pickle!" - Ryan8102095
by GetToDaCh0ppa July 10, 2011
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premature ejaculation

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.
Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."
by mr.grey January 21, 2009
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Premature Etaxulation

The heightened sensation of a taxgasm occurring before the correct or assigned time.

Usually experienced by CPA's and other tax professionals, this occurs when a preparer believes that a tax return has been completed perfectly and later has it returned by the reviewer with 15 review points resulting from egregious errors. The preparer then realizes that the elation experienced earlier was premature.

Also see "taxgasm"
"I thought I had nailed that return, but my manager gave it back to me with 15 review points! It was definitely a premature etaxulation!"

"I taxgasmed when that return was finished, then I realized that I forgot about the Alternative Minimum Tax calculation. Another case of premature etaxulation!"
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premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.
"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"
by Richard Black August 18, 2006
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when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in
"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"
by Josh May 3, 2004
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premature ejaculation

when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm
she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her
by dre dre August 20, 2004
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