Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.
dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??
dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!
dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!
by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009
Get the The Pelican Flies Tonight mug.The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.
I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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Two soldiers that think they're funny, so they inflict themselves on the public via their Fb page "Dos Pelicans". Vulgar. Overly sexual. Stunning. Intelligent. Bored. Irresistible. Classy motherfuckers.
Girl: OMG I want to be DP'd so badly!!
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.
by VirJohn June 14, 2013
Get the Dos Pelicans mug.Variation of a Rusty Trombone. While a man is having his balls mouthed from behind/underneath, his partner tucks his balls inside her lower jaw and generously reaches around to give a tug. The male recipient farts causing the rectum-facing ball handler to madly flap her arms in an effort to wave away the noxious gas - resembling a pelican taking flight.
by Odiggz August 17, 2014
Get the Rusty Pelican mug.Sticking one's dick deep down a girls throat -and- putting one's testicles in there as well. A combination of 'deep troat' and 'teabagging'.
VERB:
My girlfriend totally belgian pelicaned me last night!
That's sick man! How did it feel?
NOUN:
I so hope my girlfriend gives me a belgian pelican. It's the best oral experience I ever had!
Word!
My girlfriend totally belgian pelicaned me last night!
That's sick man! How did it feel?
NOUN:
I so hope my girlfriend gives me a belgian pelican. It's the best oral experience I ever had!
Word!
by net0n February 23, 2011
Get the belgian pelican mug.Citizen: How is that villain controlling that army of pelicans!?
Villain: I'm Pelicanetic!
Super hero: No! My only weakness is pelicans!!!!
Villain: I'm Pelicanetic!
Super hero: No! My only weakness is pelicans!!!!
by Johnlock16 January 19, 2017
Get the Pelicanetic mug.(n.) the son of Pelican God and a member of the Holy Pelican Trinity in the religion of Bird Christianity.
(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul
Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul
Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
Noun: Don't forget to do your daily worship session to PelicanJesus.
Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
by Anonymous Clammy October 2, 2017
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