Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher

An Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher is someone who gives really shitty advice pretending to be jacked and the smartest human on Earth.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.

Example 1:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"

by TheGamingPop July 12, 2022

Preachered

When someone is nice to your face, but are robbing you behind your back. Other uses: to preach; preaching.

"Dude, I just got Preachered!"

"Man, don't preach me!"

"Bob, Sally is totally preaching you!"

by Twigboy July 23, 2008

Info Poacher

A person who takes your idea or information and passes it off as his own.

Wholly crap this guy stole my "joke poacher" word and used it in the Urban Dictionary. What an Info Poacher!

by BorisG5 August 11, 2009

soda poacher

A person who abuses the availability of free sodas in general areas where unlocked drink coolers exist.

That girl just grabbed her third Diet Coke in the last 25 minutes. She's a real soda poacher.

by mediawatch January 24, 2011

Ice Cream Poacher

A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.

Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.

by jpm1983 October 6, 2010

playground poacher

This is a person who seeks relations with the general inhabitants of the local childrens recreational area. They also groom underage girls with the intention to engage in a sexual relationship in the near future.

Person 1: Look at that guy over there
Person 2: What a fucking filthy Playground Poacher
Person 1: Is that Liam Hughes?
Person 2: Maybe

by Khali would fuck a bear up September 1, 2009

Facebook Preacher

The act of posting ones religious beliefs on Facebook on a daily basis when in reality the don't follow the advice they are giving to everyone else. Usually ends up on someones blocked list, or unfriended.

Friend 1- Dude why's your mom always talking about the bible on Facebook? Does she not know that no one cares?
Friend 2- Idk shes such a Facebook Preacher because all she really does is sit around and smoke all day and watch Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.
Friend1- Oh OK.

by Draketehrobber October 6, 2011