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Slovenian Power Wank

To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.

Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovenian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.

Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovenian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!

R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovenian Power Wank?
by meck meck meck meck April 5, 2010
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Prussian Power Wank

A Prussian Power Wank is defined as a man of full or partial germanic ancestry wanking extremely quickly to the picture of a famous german figure
Don't worry about hans hes having a prussian power wank
by Prussian Power Wank May 26, 2015
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Narcissistic Power Wank

The act of masturbation with ones self being the focus of stimulation; usually performed by an individual whilst looking in a mirror when they are somewhat excited about a recent success or achievment.
Tom: "Where's Kev"?
Chris: "Not sure, but he did ask me for a mirror..."
Alex: "He's gone off for a Narcissistic Power Wank"

Or,

"Man! I'm so psyched! I could really use a Narcissistic Power Wank right now!"
by Jeff McBeckson October 6, 2016
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Slovakian Power Wank

To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.
Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovakian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.

The style then spread to the gay community, where the virile masculinity of the Slovakian form worker was fetishised by the new intelligentsia and middle-classes. They therefore adopted the wanking style as a way of being more "masculine".

Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovakian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!
R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovakian Power Wank?
by Ricardo_Leeds December 27, 2008
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Croatian Power Wank

To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.

Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of croatian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.

Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine croatian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off! Oh, my fucking Croatian Power Wank!
by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011
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powerwalking

To walk at very high speed, although not running.
The effect can be optimized by listening to hard core techno or dance music.
Where's the hurry? You're powerwalking away from me!

Look, it's the powerwalker-lady!
by Nils H August 10, 2007
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Powerdank

Something that is excessively dank in a dynamic way
Rico: Those trousers are powerdank man
Alex: Cheers brother 💯
by bastardazzo December 6, 2017
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