Pouch envy

When a male Kangaroo gets jelous of a female Kangaroo because he doesn't have a pouch and all he wants is a pocket but just cant get one

Joey:Hey Ken that kangaroo looks sad.
ken:He has got marjor pouch envy.
Joey:poor thing :(

by ron dick December 3, 2009

Pouch Poacher

A girl who steals another girl's man from them.

Damn, Sophi took home Corey's man from the bar last night. She's such a pouch poacher!

by Stud Mcmuffinman June 2, 2015

pouch in the couch

when a male gets their balls stuck in their couch

I was masturbating and I accidentally got my pouch in the couch.

by daddyshortlegs April 19, 2017

Pouch Cheese

An infection in the vagina resulting in the presence of a cheese like secretion. Similar in concept to a warm bag of Velveeta cheese sauce.

-Bro, I went down on her, and she had pouch cheese

-Please tell me you FonDidn't

by HugoStiglitz609 November 17, 2010

pouch crouch

The female word for tea bagging. Friends came up with it while playing Halo reach with a girl, Girls can't teabag, so if a girl were to teabag, it would thus be called Pouch crouching, aka the pouch crouch.

I'm playing halo reach with some friends, and a girl is on our team, and all of a sudden someone says "Damn shes teabagging." you correct them and say, "No, She's pouch crouch.:

by Sasuke pwn3r August 20, 2012

Pouch Game

Game where you hide small objects in your foreskin and people have to figure out what's hidden by touching it.

Gargas went down to the Castro District with a marble in his foreskin to see if anyone wanted to play the pouch game.

by adalkurto July 31, 2009

Pouch Tag

The male greeting technique where you deliver a quick backhand to the scrotum

Augie doesn't want me to shake hands so I pouch tag him every time I see him now.

by Floyd Picklespatch May 9, 2009