by Mayo Sanchez March 29, 2009
Get the The pouchmug. by switch_nick November 24, 2006
Get the pouchedmug. Taking both testicles into one's mouth, and holding one in each cheek. Only possible with medium to large sized balls.
"He sat on her face, while she was pouching him and giving him a hand job."
"His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."
"His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."
by TI07 August 5, 2008
Get the Pouchingmug. Anyone who, without reservation and with a supercilious air, thinks it acceptable to not only fish the delicious solid bits of a soup (meant to serve a group of people) from its liquid, but also to do so while holding up, and thereby inconveniencing, the other individuals in the queue.
Boy: "I have time to write this urban DICTIONARY entry, because the pouche making love to the pot of yankee bean has stalled the whole f'ng lunch service."
by dac0811 March 26, 2010
Get the pouchemug. The equivalent of being "iced", but instead of a Smirnoff Ice, it is one of those pussy frozen daiquiris/margaritas sold in pouch-like containers. When a person gets "pouched", they have to get on the floor in a most humiliating fashion and drink all of the pouch.
Lucas's friend walked into the room and Lucas pulled out a hidden pussy ass Seagram's Daiquiri and yelled "POUCHED." The friend then proceeded to get on his knees and suck the pouch until every last drop was gone. He was then given a Cleveland Steamer.
by Milford Chows Box July 28, 2012
Get the Pouchedmug. The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.
by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020
Get the Pouchingmug. Before he forced anal sex upon his victim, Kobe Bryant (star of the LA Rapers) told her "lick my pouch bitch ... and don't bite"
by Matt Margolis August 25, 2004
Get the pouchmug.