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Potato PC

Personal Computer that sucks at everything. Old model, takes 10 minute to boot and you will get a very low fps when you play using it.
Damn! I'm gonna throw this lFucking Potato PC and will buy a new one with latest hardware so I can play Witcher 3 and Red Dead Redemption 2 at 4k resolution.
by Amaris kulit October 11, 2019
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Potato Camera

A term used on YouTube to describe extremely low resolution videos.
This video was filmed with a potato camera.

God damnit I hate it when people upload videos shot by potato cameras.
by Bobmal April 22, 2012
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Die Potato

1. What is said before a guy attempts to stomp the life out of a potato.

2. Used to signify distaste for somthing
Man- Die Potato!

Potato- noooooooooo!
Splat!

Man- Die Potato!

(Potato cocks gun)
Potato- Not today
Man- :O

Man- Die Potato!

Potato- noooooooooo
Train kid- I like trains...
Man- wait, no no no no no!
Train from no where pulverized bodies of both man and potato

Phrase used to signify distaste

Guy 1- hey Josh, can you get the phone charger?
Josh- Die Potato! !
by joshusee February 18, 2015
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Potato Hole

A potato hole is a hole slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners.
From Saturday Night Live sketch, "Potato Hole." Aired, November 12, 2022.

Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Now before we go to break, Willie T. you gotta tell us, we gotta know, what is a potato hole?”

Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”

Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “Spill the tea…”

Host Debra (Heidi Gardner) – “What’s a potato hole?”

Host Unnamed (Andrew Dismukes) – “For the love of God, man, tell us what a potato hole is.”

Willie T. Hawkins (Dave Chappelle) “A potato hole is a hole slaves would dig to hide their food and possessions from plantation owners. What little these slaves had, they would keep in their potato hole. Even if they knew if their masters found these potato holes they’d be whipped, beaten, torn limb from limb, The potato hole was their last vestige of humanity and over time became to symbolize resilience of black life in the face of white oppression. That’s what potato hole is, bitch.”
by UCLA_KAT November 13, 2022
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potatochickenaliens

A mix-breed between potatoes, chickens, and aliens
I met a herd of potatochickenaliens from Area 51 yesterday
by potatochickenalien October 13, 2019
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potato texter

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
by selvol July 31, 2010
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potato

potato is my way of living
by marymargielyn September 25, 2015
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