Posty

The act of constantly posting on Facebook - checking in places, posting pictures, updating status. Seen most often after a break-up when trying to appear happy and normal. Also common when on vacation.

After she broke up with John, she was so posty, trying to make him jealous.

He was so posty on vacation, we didn't even want to hear about the trip when he got back.

by Lucky#7 July 21, 2013

posty

mullet. Post men grow their hair like this so that their necks don't get sun burnt.

Man, check out the posty on that squiff zeph mother fucker!

by worm September 19, 2003

posty

british slang for a crazy, insane, or inhibited person.

Bloody fuck, Dan's gone posty!

by Daniel1313 December 29, 2006

Posty Hoe

Someone who is obsessed with Post Malone

Damn that girl is a Posty hoe.

by kiana_e October 2, 2019

Postie Roulette

After downing a 1.25 litre of coke and a large pizza while playing RuneScape 3 men blow their loads into a shot glass each.

The shot glasses then go into the microwave for 30 secs and they randomly select a shot each.
They then yell “MEALIE” then skull the random shot

Hey Greg want to play POSTIE ROULETTE with me and Wayne tonight?

by RUFFSACK May 28, 2023

Postie

An appallingly bad golfer that loses it completely because their crap game is talked about.

Don't mention the triple bogey to that guy. He is a complete Postie

by Denn1s May 19, 2008

ghost posties

Glitch in a chat or instant message program that makes chat posts fail to appear.

Origin: Bazooka Joe-era kids' joke or riddle, "What do spooks have for breakfast?" Answer: "Ghost Toasties and Vanishing Cream" (after Post Toasties corn flake cereal).

"I'm going to have to switch screen names; I have the ghost posties. My comments aren't appearing."

by Trog2FdUp2C1 May 25, 2009