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gay positioning

Originally an act of the gays, but other folks from the LGBT+ community can participate in this as well;
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark
Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.
by confuqed July 15, 2020
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Politicing

Hanging out and chatting usually while blowing trees, smoking a blunt and etcetera or Aimless conversation between friends enhanced with some good weed!
Yo, I was politicing With marcus the other day, he said “I saw Jerome broke it off with his girl. So, now you can slide in her dms.”
by Donkhunulepew07 April 18, 2018
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sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.
How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!
by mids99 September 13, 2009
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Positiving

Verb; To become positive.
Im gonna start positiving so i dont become depressed.
by evilbritishfoid January 29, 2026
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pole positioning

When two penises are in one vagina
Kenny and Kyle were pole positioning Wendy.
by WhiteGorilla666 November 20, 2017
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Tactical positioning

A War technique to indicate a position that's Grant's an advantage if the user
Eggman uses tactical positioning
by Mc Larry February 2, 2020
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Gefimcious Positioning

strategically leveraging foes so that you are in a position where you are either unharmed or less so, while your foes suffer more when facing a common threat.

root words Gefea Inimi
The Chinese Communist Party used Gefimcious Positioning to avoid the wrath of the Japanese Empire while weakening their Chinese Republic rivals

Allowing them to win the civil war later.
by chingureul mananeura Shy shy s November 2, 2023
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