porny

Horny for looking at online porn.

Yah, I'm porny too. I got an iphone so I can get a woody anytime now.

by All Grown UP August 16, 2010

Pornis

A noun replacing "penis". Occurs when penis is only good for watching and enjoying porn.

"If you don't stop watching 'arma-get-it-on' your penis will become a pornis"

by Ian Dunn November 03, 2008

pornis

the way that vanessa thinks that "promise" is spelled.

i'll be back later, i pornis.

by ohhh cameron g February 28, 2008

Porny

of Graeco-Roman origin, Porny means to be horny for porn, thus PORNY!

Joaquin: Man dude, I'm really Porny!

Tyler: Dude, lets mouth kiss.

(awkward silence)

by Betty Grovenstein January 21, 2005

porny

Not just interested in sex, specifically horny for porn or a certain pornstar.

Guy 1 Man, dude, I'm totally porny!

Guy 2 Yeah, I'm in the mood for some Kagney Linn Karter!

Guy 3 Nah, guys, I'm horny for my girlfriend. See youse later.

by smurfsta September 18, 2011

porni

the sexiest human woman/bort in recent and ancient history. if she spit in my mouth i would say thanks because i definitely was the one her to do that. i want her right here right now even in my shower and while and during and after eating a bort. derived from the parent root word jessiporn

i wanna suck porni’s tits in this mcdonald’s bathroom

by poor unforture wamp February 25, 2022

Porny

Transition period out of the "teen" category where the model appears to accept her role in porn and adjust her body to be in it for the long haul.

Your career either dies as a "teen" or you become porny enough to see yourself become a "milf"

She looks super porny

by Gnarly Buttbanger January 25, 2022