The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!
by Truckertittycity January 26, 2018
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by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009
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A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.
by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch dance mug.Italian people use to say dio porco when they are particular angry!
Dio porco is similar to: dio cane, dio boia, dio merda, dio mirtillo, dio scacciacani e dio sparamerda
Dio porco is similar to: dio cane, dio boia, dio merda, dio mirtillo, dio scacciacani e dio sparamerda
by Greedo October 3, 2004
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Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.
Eric: So what have you been doin now?
Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?
Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.
Example B:
Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend
Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?
Mark: She started pulling my pork!
Jim: Dude, I still have no girlfriend.
Eric: So what have you been doin now?
Eric: You've been pulling your pork haven't you?
Jim: Yes, and I know it's pathetic.
Example B:
Mark: Dude I just got back from being back with my girlfriend
Tom: Did you get a bajowski or was she pulling your pork?
Mark: She started pulling my pork!
by big_schlong July 6, 2010
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There is usually a brief hesitation and awkward "hello, how are you" followed by the fear that when you see that person again in a location that verifies their identity, there will be some tension.
There is usually a brief hesitation and awkward "hello, how are you" followed by the fear that when you see that person again in a location that verifies their identity, there will be some tension.
Oh no, I think I parkognize that woman over there but I can't tell because she looks different on this side of the highway.
by Merritt Patterson March 15, 2008
Get the Parkognize mug.A dance crew you went on ABDC Season 5 and won. This crew was known for their robotics, popping, and a sense of humor in their dancing. Also they are funny outside of dancing.
Guy 1: Did yu hear about Poreotics?
Guy 2: Hell Yeah! Let's imitate poreotics making fun of JC!
Guy 1: Ok!
Guy 1 and 2: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick!
Guy 2: Hell Yeah! Let's imitate poreotics making fun of JC!
Guy 1: Ok!
Guy 1 and 2: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick!
by Hi5R May 4, 2010
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