porker

a lie, a pork pie
cockney rhyming slang

what a porker!

by cockney wanker October 10, 2003

porker

Any Porsche vehicle or Porsche driver

There's too many porkers on the roads nowadays.

by IanM May 8, 2006

porker

a fugly bitch who thinks that they are amazing. They are really annoying and they should go fuck themselves

I heard the porker is porking a pork pie

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 25, 2019

porker

A fat white woman who has a pink skin tone.

Q:How's the party scene?
A: There's a couple a foxes and rest are porkers

by Izzy AkA Chevy_hYbRiD February 19, 2007

porker

cops; police; po-po; 5-0

look at these fuckin porkers always merkin niggaz.

by waudi c. wilkins August 5, 2003

porker

A desirable female with buxom proportions.

She is a fine porker.

by Jolly Roger March 20, 2004

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016