An uncurable condition in females in which if said female had as many penises sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine.
by NataSUF February 25, 2008
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A mound of a homeless person's feces with used syringes sticking out of it for unknown reasons. Most commonly found in California cities but also seen in places Californians are known to migrate to such as Seattle, WA and Portland, OR
Hey man, watch your step when jogging on Lombard street, I saw some San Francisco Porcupines on my way up here.
by LungleJove February 12, 2020
Get the San Francisco Porcupine mug.a small prickled animal who resembles that of a hedge hog. You are all dirty minded. It is an animal, don't ruin it for the rest of us. hmph.
by Sarah B May 17, 2006
Get the porcupine mug.1. A small, quiet animal with pointy, protective quills on its back to keep it safe from predators.
2. A person, typically a gamer, who is overreacting or lashing out at someone who was not in any way involved in the situation which the "porcupine" is angry about. These people typically play Minecraft, CS:GO, Geometry Dash, or any sport-themed video games.
2. A person, typically a gamer, who is overreacting or lashing out at someone who was not in any way involved in the situation which the "porcupine" is angry about. These people typically play Minecraft, CS:GO, Geometry Dash, or any sport-themed video games.
Definition 1 sentence: "I was poked in the hand from a porcupine I brainlessly attempted to snuggle with."
Definition 2 sentence: "Dude, quit being such a porcupine over Minecraft."
Definition 2 sentence: "Dude, quit being such a porcupine over Minecraft."
by EliteArchwing February 12, 2017
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To whip this out first
interlock your fingers
then shoot your interlocked fingers up so they are still interlocked but straight like a porcupine.
While you make this transition make a "swuieesh" sound
To whip this out first
interlock your fingers
then shoot your interlocked fingers up so they are still interlocked but straight like a porcupine.
While you make this transition make a "swuieesh" sound
When Kyle accidentaly mentioned that he had a third nipple and he was really a girl his friends went silent; his friend scott busted out an awkward porcupine. Everyone started cracking up totally forgetin this new info about Kyle
by big woody December 30, 2007
Get the awkward porcupine mug.When a person acts prickly and unfriendly towards another in a potentially romantic situation based on awkwardness and self-protection. Though person A likes person B a lot, they are afraid to show it and try to look cool by acting aloof and busy.
Don't worry, he's going porcupine because he's socially immature and intimidated by you. Give him some encouragement and he'll lighten up.
by pricklyp May 27, 2010
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