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porch

The "porch" is the steel grated platform at either end of a 48.( A 48 is a kind of freight train car that is known and recognizable by tramps and Graf artists)
"we were riding a freight train through the desert at night and we just sat on the porch and drank wine"
by Beau Coulon January 14, 2008
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Porched

To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.
Holy crap! Bob was so wasted last night, he got porched by that nasty girl.
by SichuanGourmet October 1, 2018
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Porch

"Wow, they're really porch."
"Daniel is not being porch right now."
by PinkEmeraldd January 22, 2023
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porching

noun, verb, adjective; engaging in a sexual act on a porch, patio, deck, or any outdoor unenclosed public structure.
"I love porching fresh meat!"

"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."

"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."
by freshporch06 September 5, 2006
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The Porch

A GameFAQs message board that was once pretty cool but is now overran with n00bs and dumbasses.
I am a poster on The Porch.
by FirstDegreeMurder July 19, 2003
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porching

Verb. The act of taking unwanted items (ie, those found at curbside trash receptacles, large objects from spring cleaning) and placing them on the porch of unwitting occupants.
"Let's go porching with this broken toilet and Old Navy mannequin."
by Porching Creator October 31, 2013
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Porching

Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing

-noun, verb

The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.

Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:

Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011
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