Postal Dude

A man who does not want to take it anymore, the everyday bullshit of life got to him. Now, you're all gonna pay!

The Postal Dude got pissed off, and slaughtered Paradise City. He said, "You probably thought you weren't gonna die today... Surprise!"

by GROMM July 23, 2004

Postal Dude

A really fucking cool guy from the game series "Postal", he also wants you or your surviving family members to sign his petition.

Postal Dude: Would you please sign my petition?

Loser: no fuck off postal dude

Postal Dude: You gotta be fucking kidding me. (kills the loser)

by The Real Postal Dude (REAL!) July 5, 2021

postabate

to like your own post on social networking sites such as Facebook. Sometimes people feel bad when their posts are not liked by any of their friends on facebook. hence they start liking their own posts. and his is how postabation works ... just like masturbation works for boys.

Hey no one likes my post on FB... i should postabate ....

by Rashi Sharma July 15, 2011

poostack

1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off.

2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP.

The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.

by wordman55 August 26, 2012

postal service

An indie pop with Ben Gibbard (Death Cab for Cutie) and Jimmy Tamborello.

The Postal Service kicks ass!

by Mxymo April 2, 2004

going postal

originally coined from a series of real life shootings in the postal service, it now usually means that someone is about to go nuts or off the deep end. the reason for going postal is usually trivial. also, means person on psychiatric meds that is off their pills.

after finding her computer's wallpaper had been changed again, Jane went postal on her fellow workers.

by Foozi100 August 17, 2005

the postal service

A kick-ass band, similar to Death cab for cutiie, but with more of an upbeat. They have an album called "Give Up" If you wanna check 'em out, listen to "Such Great Heights", "Sleeping in", "We will become silhouettes", and "This Place is a Prison"

I can't stop listening to The Postal Service

by KillaTM January 7, 2006