Paranormal activity that happens to agents who suppress their emotions such as anger, mania, and anxiety. the agent moves objects subconsciously by PK or psychokinesis. It is a ghost but not one of a dead person. Parapsychologist debunked the fact that it is a "ghost" in the 1930s.
by Andrea M N October 17, 2008
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Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.
Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist
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Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!
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Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist
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Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!
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Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!
by _JC_ January 25, 2014
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After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.
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by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009
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Most often strikes high income, childless couples.
Most often just the neighbor kids hopping your fence.
Most often strikes high income, childless couples.
Most often just the neighbor kids hopping your fence.
Wife: Honey, did you leave the floaties in the pool? And did you leave all those red cups around?
Husband: No, the pool was clean before we left.
Wife: Damn, looks like that pooltergeist is back.
Husband: No, the pool was clean before we left.
Wife: Damn, looks like that pooltergeist is back.
by SwedeSpeed August 18, 2012
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