(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.
Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.
1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.
2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.
3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.
3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.
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Ariana Grande's newest album as of now (January 2021). known to be very MUCH not family friendly. It's about her new boyfriend, that is now her fiance Dalton Gomez, which is a successful real estate agent.
''Did you listen to Ariana Grande's new album, positions (the album)?''
''Yeah, I heard it's about her new boyfriend called Dalton Gomez.''
''Yeah, I heard it's about her new boyfriend called Dalton Gomez.''
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Small, medium or Bristol portions"
"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"
Small, medium or Bristol portions"
"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"
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Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.
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