Window of Pooportunity

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.

Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.

by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013

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possertunity

means a chance, a possible opportunity.

"Is there a possertunity to stay up until midnight?"

by Sean William Reeves August 23, 2006

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poopportunity

A meal that lends itself to a good bowel movement. Similar to roughage or fiber, but with a postive spin.

I could use a good poopportunity, I think I'm going to go with a salad tonight.

by seaglass May 3, 2006

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Pooprtunity

The opportunity to take a dump

Before this road trip, give yourself a pooprtunity

by BLPOF December 3, 2010

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popertunity

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.

Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."

by crazydudez October 20, 2009

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