Poopastink

A loved one who constantly farts in bed and will not waft after the crime has been committed. They also insist on curling a banger when you are in the shower and feel obliged to exhibit their star between their cheeks on a daily basis.

WAFT IT! WAFT IT! Burgh, GOD! You are such a Poopastink!!!

by bonera October 17, 2011

pooptine

Turds and gravy served over fries.

One order of Pooptine, please.

by Brougham96 June 28, 2015

poopathon

a fantastic celebration of feces, bowel movements, and the act of defecation. this celebration is mostly taken place in japan and Germany where scat is a popular fetish. one person would squat down and release his bowels over another persons mouth or chest.

omfg poop on my chest.
hey wana go to the poopathon later tonight? bring lots of towels!!!!11 LOL

by gray786 January 21, 2006

Poobating

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

by seelindsey November 16, 2011

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping

man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.

by kangtommy November 6, 2014

PONRATION

After beating your dick for a while you hit this wall where you can't stop, this is referred to as ponration ( Point Of No Return)

My parents left me home alone for the night and after spanking my monkey for awhile I hit ponration.

by TheOneAndOnlyDickCheese February 12, 2017

Pootation

A powerful fart that stinks really bad, with possible followthrough

I just farted, may have caused a pootation

by NorwegianCthulhu May 10, 2020