Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!
by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014
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1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).
2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.
Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
1. an unusually large wave or splash produced in a toilet bowl by a large or well-placed excrement (poo).
2. an exceptionally large, oderiferous or much-anticipated bowel movement.
Origin:
2011-2012; < Brinston, Ontario, Canada. Based on Japanese word "tsunami", equivalent to tsu harbor (earlier tu ) + nami wave < poo (poo) + nami (wave).
by canoebrain November 9, 2012
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The name Pooja comes from India and has a beautiful meaning. People are making a lot of fun of it but when they realise how beautiful Pooja is they will stop.
Look at that cute girl named Pooja over there. She has dark brown hair and the most beautiful eyes ever. I wished I could be with her all day.
The name Pooja comes from India and has a beautiful meaning. People are making a lot of fun of it but when they realise how beautiful Pooja is they will stop.
Look at that cute girl named Pooja over there. She has dark brown hair and the most beautiful eyes ever. I wished I could be with her all day.
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Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.
by woodchipper April 29, 2008
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"My mate had this chick all over him outside the pub with both legs off the ground around him. Lucky mofo looked like he was wearing a poon belt!"
by JT Amish May 11, 2009
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Money on shit like flowers, cinema tickets, or a goat.
Money on shit like flowers, cinema tickets, or a goat.
Finally took Sally around the old knobsticle course, and only had to pay £1.99 poon tax for a Happy Meal at Maccy D's
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