Open door policy

A phrase that in the perfect world you should be able to talk about any problems you have with your job guilt free.
How it really works come in talk to us and we will fire your ass.

If you have any problems come on in and talk to us we have a open door policy were all one big happy family family.

Jim: my manager is making fun of me.
That manager got a talking to

Now Jim has a write up hours cut and and is on the verge of getting fired

by angry server February 25, 2017

asshole policy

In any given relationship you have with another person that person is bound to be an asshole at some point so you mite as well be an asshole first.

Example 1
"I knew that the car in front of me was about to cut me off so I implemented the asshole policy and sped up so he couldn't get in front of me."

Example 2
I was walking out of wal-mart the other day and this bum said "excuse me sir", I could tell he was about be an asshole and ask me for money so I put the asshole policy into effect and told him "get a fucking job" before he had a chance to say another word.

by dangoombie February 24, 2010

Policy Five Way

A five way group sex position with four guys and one girl. One guy lays down on his back, and the girl lays face up on top of him and he puts his penis in her ass hole. The next guy kneels and puts his penis in her vagina. The third guy straddles the girls chest, and thrusts her tits. (ample breasts are a must) The fourth and final guy puts his penis in the girl's mouth. Somewhat of a tricky position to master.

"Dude, if you bring Matt, I'll bring Steve and we'll Policy Five Way that bitch."

"Oh I would fuck all four of them... Policy Five Way?"

by Gravelbeast August 24, 2009

Policy 31

has been approved by default.

#Policy31Hype
I hear Vox Gold is SO Policy 31. :smirk:

by GenerationII May 20, 2017

Joke Policy

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Often used for situations where a joke or action has offended people and the offending person just shrugs it off.

When we asked John why he wore a pink suit to his grandpa's funeral, he simply replied "Meh, Joke Policy."

After the Party we asked Tony if he remembered what all he had done. He told us "Even if I did, I wouldn't care. It's all for Joke Policy anyway."

by Mr. Ohno January 25, 2011

Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.

I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.

by Security Wonk August 13, 2008

privacy policy

A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.

Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!


--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004