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Poodini

When you disappear after a nasty bathroom visit to go take a lie-down to recover.
It was only supposed to take five minutes, but Aaron pulled a poodini on us.
by Hannurdock February 16, 2022
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Poodini

When one throws a cat shit and misses the bin and you can’t find it afterwards.
Gerald : “did you see where the cat shit went?”

Ellie : “No, must’ve done a poodini”
by MysticVibesx October 29, 2022
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Poodini

A blend of "Houdini" (master illusionist) and "poo," poodini refers to hidden deceptions disguised as something safe, clean, or beneficial.

It exposes the chemicals, toxins, and contaminants secretly present in everyday essentials like food, water, air, products, and materials.

The "poo" represents the filth and waste hidden within, while "Houdini" symbolizes the illusion used to make it vanish from public awareness.

Once you spot the poodini, you can't unsee it.
1. Friend 1: "This air freshener smells amazing!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, until you realize it's just a poodini filling your lungs with toxins."

2. Person 1: "They say tap water is clean, so I just drink from the sink."
Person 2: "That's the biggest poodini of all. It's packed with microplastics and chemicals."

3. Kid: "Can we get these snacks? The box says 'all natural'!"
Parent: "Don’t fall for it. That's just a poodini — all chemicals, no real food."

4. Customer: "I switched to this 'clean beauty' brand because it’s supposed to be safe."
Friend: "That’s what they want you to believe. It's just another poodini in a pretty bottle."

5. Person 1: "Why are you replacing your mattress already?"
Person 2: "Because I learned about the toxic flame retardants in it. Total poodini move by the manufacturers."
by D4ndelion December 31, 2024
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Poodini

When your dog it's their poop and it's no longer there. The poo has disappeared!
My dog is a poodini.
by JB6681 March 23, 2026
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Pooginity

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.
While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.
by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013
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Poopinion

When someone doesn't agree with another person's opinion

strongly.
Amanda: Paramore are the worst band ever
Paramorechat: awww hell naw that was a Poopinion
by rawrimacowhearmemoo April 20, 2010
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Poondini

When your guy friend gets a new girl and disappears. If a chick bails its a weendini
Anthony pulled a poondini as soon as he met Christina. Full disappearing act.
by Bobo Choncho January 11, 2014
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