poo cheese

wack, not good, stinky, foul, bad, ugly, not whats up!

Your post game is poo cheese.

by Jdab9999 December 29, 2011

Poo Cheese Ratio

The ratio between the amount of cheese one eats, and the resulting poos laid.

"Holy shit dude, after this mid afternoon selection of fine cheeses, my poo cheese ratio is going to be seriously out of whack"

by GeeeeMo February 10, 2009

Launch the Poo Canoe

To put your penis into someone's butthole.

"Dude, I think I may just try to launch the poo canoe with Sharon tonight."
"Godspeed. Don't let the river dry up, and steer clear of rocks."

by biggerspeck December 7, 2007

poo-cumber

A large, smell, big fat turd.

Who left a poo-cumber in the toilet?

by Creedon June 12, 2007

Poo-choo train

Train made out of turds; created by Mr. Hanky on South Park as a way to reach the North Pole.

Hey kids, let's ride the poo-choo train and go see Santa!

by RatchetBoo July 7, 2003

poo cushion

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013

poo chug

Norwegian tradition, often found in the times of the viking people. Done when turning 20 to prove you've become a man. Normally chugged from a bucket while watching Ratatouille around the campfire.

Person 1: Wanna chug some poo?
Person 2: ye, im always down for some poo chug.

by bruh phoenix June 28, 2019