Politicianitis

A common yet incurable mental disease that affects a person's attitude in common life situations. It causes negative emotional responses to everyday tasks and responsibilities and can be extremely dangerous if contracted by a person with public authority. However, in the United States it is not considered dangerous and is often accepted or encouraged by the general population. Infection is also a requirement to hold a political seat of power in the United States.

Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):

-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials

Congressmen, Senators, The President, Democrats, Republicans, and Microsoft employees and stock holders.

Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"

Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"

by Lashin March 31, 2009

politicians

People who are paid to spend everyone else's money.

Damn politicians are using our money to buy beer again.

by tihoa February 28, 2005

sp polician

A troll typically found on web-browser based games, does not play for the game but to annoy other players; typically thought of as a low life

Yeah that SP Polician noob needs to rethink his life

by DefinitleynotNero October 14, 2017

politicians

A.rotten bastards
B.lying assholes
C.thieving crooks,murderers and cheats
D.all of the above











answer: _D.all of the above_





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politicians suck ass ........................

by life sucks and blows September 21, 2005

polotician

A pole dancer, stripper who specializes one jumping on the poles and spinning like a helicopter.

"She Aint A Politician Honeys A Polotician" (NAS as featured on My President by Young Jeezy)

by Ralfie from Long Beach December 17, 2008

politician

corporate whore who fakes compassion to gain the trust of the general public. Often a complete wordfuckwit/word.

Someone who would rather suck thier fathers cock than answer a question honestly.

see: wordliar/word, wordwhore/word, wordfake/word.

George Bush, Tony Blair, Margret Thatcher, Ron Davis.

iEcl. Rhodri Morgan/i

by snap March 16, 2003

politician

A dirty thieving cocksucker.

That Reggie is a fucking politician.

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002