Pontotoc, MS

One of the smallest towns located in Mississippi; a rumor mill. Major businesses include: McDonald's, WalMart, Piggly Wiggly, Save-A-Lot, Wendy's, Hardee's, Subway, Burger King. People in this town wear shoes and actually bathe. They also don't wear overalls and have more than just one tooth.

Sarah and I went to Pontotoc, MS last Friday night and went ham at Wendy's; now, the whole town is saying we are total beasts.

by lookatthestarsseehowtheyshine March 16, 2011

ponehole

To take and cut off someone’s (ugly) pony tail and stick it up their bum.

His ponytail was so gross, I cut it off and poneholed him with it.

by GenXer June 16, 2022

Take her to Poletown

Take her to Poletown is a way for a guy to tell someone that they are going to have sex with a certain woman. It may be mistaken by the more naïve person (even the woman herself) as a reference to the Polish district of a large city but that is just a guy's way of letting another know (wink, wink) that sometime in the near future his dick's going to be wearing her Va-jay-jay sweater.

Cal: Hey, Frankie. I got a date this Friday with Paulette.

Frankie: Damn! She is so freakin’ hot!

Cal: Yeah. Guaranteed, man, Within two weeks I’m going to take her to Poletown!

by theinstigator October 18, 2016

pontoon coon

puerto rican boat person or sailing enthusiast

The coast guard was roundin up pontoon coons all day

by thediggler99 October 9, 2006

ponytongue

when your tongue is cramped from doing something dumb,like sticking it in a pop bottle for an extended period,or having it in a chicks pussy to long causing it to look like you put a rubber band on it.hence the look of having a ponytail for a tongue

jack;man that honey is fuckin hot. mike;no shit I'de end up with a serious case of ponytongue after a night wiith that.

by mortamer snerd June 26, 2009

Poeto

Potatoe said really fast. When someone is talking so fast that you can't understand them, this is called "poeto" (pronounced 'pua-toe').

That person was so excited when he talked that it was all "poeto"...

by Writewirks September 22, 2017

Ponato

a Ponato is pretty much like a potato, except very tall and strong and active. Is a very psychotic child. They tend to never get hurt until it's an extreme case, like falling 50 feet to the ground from a flying BMX bike. Probably actually wants to be licked in the face, but will never admit to it. Loves: Stranger Things, Jake Paul, Spicy Funyuns, Spearmint Chapstick, and diarrhea.

bro, your friend is wack.

Yeah, don't you love him? He's a Ponato.

by SkateAnon February 21, 2022