A "Pongo" is a stance which can be performed by standing next to a colleague and placing one foot (preferably a large slip-on) on the desk next to the intended target. Thus, forcing the genitals into a close proximity of victims face. Ideally, to be recognized as an official "PONGO", the desk or table must be at least 2'6" high.
Jesus Dean... I was fucking sat minding my own business building the Page 7 at work when i got a whiff of Twiglets. When i turned round all i saw was a size 14 slip-on on my desk. Straight away i knew it... I'd been Fucking PONGO’d
by professor pumpanickel November 4, 2009
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When you think of a Pongo, you would think of something that displeases all senses in any way.
When you think of a Pongo, you would think of something that displeases all senses in any way.
Hey Helen, want to look at the python in my pocket?
Fuck off, Pongo, shes obviously in a state of shock that you are more of a threat to the environment than nuclear bombs.
Fuck off, Pongo, shes obviously in a state of shock that you are more of a threat to the environment than nuclear bombs.
by Dafralanatah November 30, 2009
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Person 1: I gave my girlfriend a PonePony last night.
Person 2: What the actual fuck are you talking about and why the fuck are you in my house naked?
Person 1: :^^^)
Person 2: What the actual fuck are you talking about and why the fuck are you in my house naked?
Person 1: :^^^)
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