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polygamize

To create the illusion that a woman is part of a polygamist organization usually through clothing choice and hair styling.
"Did you see Judy's hair today?"
"Yeah, I think she likes to polygamize..."
by LovelyLaura May 14, 2008
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Oblivious Poligamist

A big celebrity who is unaware that he/she has multiples wives/husbands.
Shelly: Oh my god! I'm so in love with Benedict Cumberbatch!
Johana: I know! I'm married to him, he just doesn't know yet ;)
Shelly: Oh hell no! He's married to me!
Johana: He's just an oblivious poligamist then!
by fabulousllama June 18, 2014
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polygamy

1. to have more than one wife.
2. to be honest with your partner about your filandering / desire to have sex with other women.
3. to have a harem
I was going to dump Amanda and hook up with Margaret but we decided to engage in some polygamy instead.
by s: August 19, 2004
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Polygamist

Individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.

Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)
Probable polygamist conversations:

"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"

"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."
by Maserati V8 June 14, 2013
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polygamy

The practice of marrying more than one spouse.

To become specific, polygyny is a man (or woman) marrying multiple women (74% of societies are known for men taking many wives), and polyandry is a woman (or man) marrying multiple men (only about 2% of societies practice polyandry).

Also see monogamy.
Mormons (illegally) practice polygamy; the U.S. of A. forbids polygamy.
by Lorelili November 16, 2006
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Poligamist

A guy Who has more than one wife
That Cunt licking Man is a poligamist!
I should kill that donkey punchin poligamist.
Yes, i am a poligamist.
Poligamist are little jimmy boys.
I will never be a poligamist
by Jon Bland February 13, 2008
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POLYAMOUS

Loving more than one person and in a relationship in which everyone involved knows everything and are Honest ( they try to be) supportive to everyone but like all relationships it can be hard and there can be jelousy as an any relationship but because you love them you learn to turn it into support and happiness for your partner as you watch there love grow and because they love them you find yourself loving them too. And Hopefully become one family it is possible to love more than one. Most time's you just can't help it and that's the best kind away that a Poly relationship can start when your not looking for it and just happens.
We are a Polyamous Triad I feel in love with someone else and Never stopped loving my guy of 6 years who

learned to except it and understood how it happened and loves him now Because he loves me as my boyfriend always has. Been all together now 4 years and just legally married our new love as my Boyfriend gave me away.
by Poly penguin February 17, 2017
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