A practice promoted by weak-willed cuckolds and woketards in which one person has two or more romantic partners while the first significant other is "totally" fine with it. (To be honest, I cannot imagine the amount of Copium needed to tolerate this deviant practice in the first place. So disgusting.)
Its advocates say it makes a person happier as it allows him/her to share love with everyone he/she likes, and also because "love is love is love" and all of that. These idiots fail to realize one thing: a romantic relationship is no friendship.
No offense, but only the insane promote this deviance. Love like an eagle, and not like a dog.
Its advocates say it makes a person happier as it allows him/her to share love with everyone he/she likes, and also because "love is love is love" and all of that. These idiots fail to realize one thing: a romantic relationship is no friendship.
No offense, but only the insane promote this deviance. Love like an eagle, and not like a dog.
Jeffrey: How's your relationship with that uterus bearer, Ro?
Romeo: *Rolls his eyes* All is fine. Nothing special.
Jeffrey: Based on how you speak about that cis woman, I think you should try polyamory.
Romeo: Polyamory? Is it just like polygamy?
Jeffrey: Yes, but it's better bcoz it doesn't involve that nonsense called marriage. With that good look of yours, I'm sure many cis and trans women will eat you whole.
Romeo: What..? No. Mio Dio, what is wrong with you?
Jeffrey: Having only one partner is not enough for a human being, Ro. It makes your life so fucking boring, you know?!
Romeo: How dare you say that in front of me...
Jeffrey: Like Giulietta's a boring woman anyway! You did a mistake for having only her for a partner, you cis white man!
Romeo: Shut up you miserable creep! *Punches Jeffrey*
Jeffrey: HOW DARE YOU!!!! I'M A WOMAN!!! *Microagression* HEKDJWKSGDHEBWHSJ!!!?!!!?
Romeo: You're no woman. *Knocks out Jeffrey with one punch* That's what you get for insulting my wife. *Spits onto Jeffrey's face* Idiot.
Romeo: *Rolls his eyes* All is fine. Nothing special.
Jeffrey: Based on how you speak about that cis woman, I think you should try polyamory.
Romeo: Polyamory? Is it just like polygamy?
Jeffrey: Yes, but it's better bcoz it doesn't involve that nonsense called marriage. With that good look of yours, I'm sure many cis and trans women will eat you whole.
Romeo: What..? No. Mio Dio, what is wrong with you?
Jeffrey: Having only one partner is not enough for a human being, Ro. It makes your life so fucking boring, you know?!
Romeo: How dare you say that in front of me...
Jeffrey: Like Giulietta's a boring woman anyway! You did a mistake for having only her for a partner, you cis white man!
Romeo: Shut up you miserable creep! *Punches Jeffrey*
Jeffrey: HOW DARE YOU!!!! I'M A WOMAN!!! *Microagression* HEKDJWKSGDHEBWHSJ!!!?!!!?
Romeo: You're no woman. *Knocks out Jeffrey with one punch* That's what you get for insulting my wife. *Spits onto Jeffrey's face* Idiot.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 23, 2024
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Polyamory differs from this in the way that outside-intimacy is invited into the relationship, and is shared mutually between all members. Polyamorous couples typically have three members and all are as equally involved in each other's lives & as committed to each other as monogamous couples are.
WARNING: abusers often use polyamory as an excuse to cheat on their mono partner (usually a woman) by convincing them that this is the only way that they'll be able to stay together, and that sexual freedom is what they need in order to be happy because it's natural for them etc. The abuser tells their partner that feelings of jealousy, resentment, abandonment, inferiority, or insecurity in a poly relationship is "normal" and that they shouldn't think too much about it. The victim's personality tends to become withdrawn and depressed due to the treatment from their abuser, but they'll still don the polyamorous label and pay the abuse forward by comforting / reassuring other poly-victims that their negative feelings are also completely normal and healthy for their relationship and shouldn't be thought too much about. this is why defining labels correctly is so important.
Polyamory differs from this in the way that outside-intimacy is invited into the relationship, and is shared mutually between all members. Polyamorous couples typically have three members and all are as equally involved in each other's lives & as committed to each other as monogamous couples are.
WARNING: abusers often use polyamory as an excuse to cheat on their mono partner (usually a woman) by convincing them that this is the only way that they'll be able to stay together, and that sexual freedom is what they need in order to be happy because it's natural for them etc. The abuser tells their partner that feelings of jealousy, resentment, abandonment, inferiority, or insecurity in a poly relationship is "normal" and that they shouldn't think too much about it. The victim's personality tends to become withdrawn and depressed due to the treatment from their abuser, but they'll still don the polyamorous label and pay the abuse forward by comforting / reassuring other poly-victims that their negative feelings are also completely normal and healthy for their relationship and shouldn't be thought too much about. this is why defining labels correctly is so important.
friend: hey are you okay? is David treating you badly?
victim: no, he's a sweetheart.. I'm just being selfish because he's on a date with another girl and I'm irrationally upset that he's not hanging out with me instead. it's just the nature of polyamory I guess haha.
friend: uh.. that's not polyamory, dude. he's just having an affair and manipulated you into consenting to it. If your relationship was polyamorous, you'd be on that date with her too.
victim: no, he's a sweetheart.. I'm just being selfish because he's on a date with another girl and I'm irrationally upset that he's not hanging out with me instead. it's just the nature of polyamory I guess haha.
friend: uh.. that's not polyamory, dude. he's just having an affair and manipulated you into consenting to it. If your relationship was polyamorous, you'd be on that date with her too.
by BeezeeBreezee April 14, 2025
Get the polyamory mug."Polyamory is stupid.
If you wanna be with multiple people, don’t date.
It’s not textbook definition cheating, sure…
It is closer to getting cucked though.
If you engage in polyamory, you are a cuck in denial.
You use the term “polyamory” to make yourself feel better.
I highly suggest that you grow up.
Use your energy on something productive."
If you wanna be with multiple people, don’t date.
It’s not textbook definition cheating, sure…
It is closer to getting cucked though.
If you engage in polyamory, you are a cuck in denial.
You use the term “polyamory” to make yourself feel better.
I highly suggest that you grow up.
Use your energy on something productive."
by WalkHimDownToHellAndRapeHim June 27, 2025
Get the polyamory mug.A polyamory relationship in which two or more people are in a romantic relationship with the same person without being in a romantic relationship with each other
by PolyGirl12 April 6, 2017
Get the polyamory v mug.first started with him blocking me, asking to be friends with me, started being weirdly sexual, i manipulated him (i apologized for it i know it was wrong), he suggested polyamory with a freshman, she dmed me, i told her, she gave me some lore like he sa'd her, i told her about his history of cheating and lies, blocked him on everything (except spam bc i forgot), we text all day, basically i apologized for manipulating him, payton told me he only used me for school answers, blocked me, unblocked me to instigate, said how i felt, she told his gma, he wants to be friends with me and i said yes bc he was a close friend, making them have closure, and idk what the convo is of that yet ill update when ready and thats the polyamory parlay at kmhs
by meowowowowowowow69 April 17, 2024
Get the polyamory parlay at kmhs mug.Kitchen table is a style of polyamory that places emphasis on family-style connections among the people involved in a network, whether they're romantically involved with each other or not. The name comes from the idea that everyone involved would be comfortable gathering around the kitchen table for a meal.
Friend: where's hubby tonight
Me: he is out at his gf's place
Friend: you're cool with his gf?
Me: yeah we practice kitchen table polyamory
Me: he is out at his gf's place
Friend: you're cool with his gf?
Me: yeah we practice kitchen table polyamory
by Edgeofinsanity13 August 23, 2021
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