Dick: Say Dude. D'you tell your girlfriend sorry for me?
Dude: Sorry for what?
Dick: Sorry for having to wake up with her eyes sealed shut after I pollocked all over her face.
Dude: Sorry for what?
Dick: Sorry for having to wake up with her eyes sealed shut after I pollocked all over her face.
by Snell August 8, 2006
Get the pollockmug. Pollock is a delectable treat
by KKK619 March 21, 2008
Get the pollockmug. by Evil Justin April 19, 2014
Get the Pollocksmug. by emily June 19, 2006
Get the pollockmug. To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.
by JasonASJ August 28, 2005
Get the pollockingmug. A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.
Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.
Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.
The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.
by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010
Get the Pollockingmug. The vengeful and surprising act of a woman who after riding her male partner with panties on, covertly pulls out her fully soaked tampon and proceeds to whip the femine product all over the chest of her partner. Thus using his chest and torso as an abstract art canvas; in the style of artist Jackson Pollock.
After being the victim of the dirty Sanchez Sally decided she would exact revenge and would perform The Crimson Pollock on her unsuspecting partner the next time she was on her period.
by Geen-Ter December 10, 2012
Get the The Crimson Pollockmug.