Polar Express

Having sexual intercourse in an industrial freezer, but the act must be done "express" as to avoid being caught

My boss and I ride the Polar Express at Benihana on a daily basis

by Must lovedogs65 April 3, 2016

Polar Express

When you go ass-to-mouth on your partner, and you used Vicks Vaporub* as lubricant.

*topical rub for clearing bunged-up nose. Other brands are available.

"Gave my girl the old Polar Express yesterday."
"That explains why her sinuses have cleared, and she cant sit down without wincing".

by The_superfool January 16, 2018

the ole polar express

When you put Vicks vapor rub on your lips and then give an icy, refreshing ass eating.

Becky: Phillip you're eating my ass so good, why does it feel so icy and refreshing?!
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.

by talllankyjew December 15, 2017

Polar Express Eyes

Named after the 2004 Christmas movie The Polar Express (based on the 1985 children's book of the same name).
A term used to describe the eyes of a character from a film made with motion capture.
Also used to explain the uncanny valley to someone.

The characters in that film had Polar Express eyes.

by KaisertheChad July 14, 2022

Polar Express Syndrome

A piece of media, usually a film or TV Show, that has a leitmotif or main theme that is played whenever something mildly interesting happens.

"God, that main theme can really get annoying. It's like the show has Polar Express Syndrome.

by Twostie June 21, 2021

To Polar Express

To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.

Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!

by Polar express December 9, 2017

Polar express

When you dip your dick in cocaine and bang a girl

Man, I totally gave Ana-Lee a Polar Express last night

by BeardlessBeard66 December 31, 2019