21st century pocket watch

A cell phone, especially one with no service, a low-end model, and/or one with a flip form factor.

Note, however, that this doesn't refer the pocket watches douchey steampunks wear to be cool.

Prima: Do you happen to know the hour, perchance?
Secunda: I will presently; allow me to consult my 21st century pocket watch.

by franq December 04, 2010

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners

The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!

by p cutta April 11, 2005

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket

tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!

by p cutta April 11, 2005

National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money

"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023

Pocket Watching

What a broke ass nigga uses as an excuse when asked about his money.

Brokie: I'm more richer then you
Another Person: How much money do you got?
Brokie: Stop Pocket Watching, Thats how I know your broke

by giganiggaoncord August 12, 2023

Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.

That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!

by Billlee February 25, 2022