Plumber's Crack

See also Bum Crack and Plumber. In general, when you have a water leak and you call a plumber to check it out, they always show up, bend over and a portion of their crack can be seen above their beltline.

Ha ha. She bent over to give Carly a hug and she showed a plumber's crack.

by gammarock July 22, 2004

Plumlee

(adj) Generally one who's sexuality is severely misunderstood. All friends of a Plumlee think that they are a pretty flitty person, when they may not be, at all. They also have strange taste in undergarments; usually a male Plumlee will shop for thongs/Speedos, while a female Plumlee will gravitate towards the boxer briefs. They are also fairly promiscuous people, and are a huge piece of ass. Plumlees are of a classy and erudite nature, and prefer to spend their free time furthering themselves in academia, when they aren't enjoying a fine love-making session or having a cigar with a White Russian. All Plumlees are terribly sarcastic people. Overall, a Plumlee is a misunderstood, but nonetheless fantastic person.

Girl 1: "Oh, God! Matt was SO good last night! He must have lasted thirty minutes!"

Girl 2: "Oh, yeah. He's a total Plumlee."

Girl 1: "Yeah... I was getting this weird gay vibe from him... But then we got in the bed!"

Girl 2: "No question. He's a Plumlee."

sex books 2001 Plumlee

by sexymofo9185 May 22, 2011

hairy plumber

when you lick ass and have to plunge the tongue through a forest of ass hole hairs.

I wanted to lick her ass hole even though she's never shaved, had to pull out the hairy plumber bro.

by hurryplummer January 5, 2019

iceland plumber

When a tube of toothpaste is judiciously applied to the anal cavity and left throughout the day.

Bro, my ass feels so minty from this Iceland plumber i gave myself.

by Centipenis December 3, 2010

Peter Plumley-Walker

The infamously-moustached cricket umpire who died during a bondage and discipline session in 1989. His panicking mistress dumped his bound body into the raging Huka Falls, introducing sexually naive New Zealand to the word 'Dominatrix'

Also a popular student drinking game and subject of a shortlived ballad.

popular smutty schoolground joke:

Q: "What were Peter Plumley-Walkers Last words?"

A: "I said hook my balls, not Huka Falls!"

by hartattack January 18, 2006

plumbed up

The act of correcting the behavior of another person either by verbal or physical means. Derived from a term used in construction for squaring the vertical lines of a wall or building.

"That guy got out of line so I had to plumb him up!!!" "You better watch your mouth before you get plumbed up!##!"

by just a guy1234 January 1, 2014

plumberger

A overly obese pearl that mutters in the sea

Wow!! I just found the biggest plumberger while lobstering with my tickle stick !!!

by axelSP October 16, 2020