Hot Plotkin

When one young gentleman lands a hot steamy fudge dragon directly on the back of the neck of another willing individual.

In the locker room after football practice "Brendan" gave "Zach" a steamy hot plotkin.

After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".

by naesmit August 22, 2012

i watch it for the plot

excuse for niggas who watch certain shows/porn and dont wanna admit they watch it to see titties jiggling in they face.

TYRONE: Nigga, are you watching kill la kill?
EKWUEME: NO! I WATCH IT FOR THE PLOT!
TYRONE: Yeah right nigga.

by dickfootch April 19, 2017

plow handles

When a girl has two pony tails to use as hadle to smash sex organs.

Dude I had to grab her by the plow handles for maximum penetration.

by TheYoungChap December 19, 2018

Ontario Plow Truck

When the dick is in one hole an the balls are stuffed in the other hole simultaneously

Becky let me give her the ole Ontario plow truck

by Keepontruckin4 July 10, 2016

Plotanium

n. A material invented purely to further the plot of a story, without any regard given to its scientific feasibility.

Jonathan: So how did they turn the planet Vulcan into a black hole?

Richard: Oh, they used red matter, of course. Don't worry about how it works, it's 100% pure plotanium.

by therichardstill May 8, 2009

idiot plot

In literary criticism, idiot plot refers to "a plot which is kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot,"otherwise "they'd immediately figure out everything and the movie would be over."It is a narrative where its conflict comes from characters not recognizing, or not being told, key information that would resolve the conflict, often because of plot contrivance. The only thing that prevents the conflict's resolution is the character's constant avoidance or obliviousness of it throughout the plot, even if it was already obvious to the viewer, so the characters are all "idiots" in that they are too obtuse to simply resolve the conflict immediately.

(Taken from Wikipedia... Credit them not me.)

Dude! You saw School Days? MAN! THE IDIOT PLOT WAS STRONG IN THAT SHOW.

by The One Idiot November 3, 2012

plootnus

It's a universal term that describes anything your imagination can come up with. It isn't necessarily good or bad. It's just plootnus.

Damn gurl, you lookin plootnus in that dress.

I feel plootnus today so I'm skipping school and making cookies with you.

by Plooty in my Booty March 11, 2014