Pleather Head

A major diss! (pleather is fake leather, not even genuine)

You pleather head!

by Barry and Tamara July 18, 2003

pleather

Pleather is a synthetic leather and its more for fitting and shiney I love shiney things!!!

-----Gackt sandwich-----

Im gonna passout because of evil constricting pleather

by LANE!!!! April 9, 2005

Pleather

A lesbian who wears a pleather jacket and/or attempts to look like Missy Elliott.

These lesbians are rarely seen alone and thus the term 'pleather' can be used as a collective noun for a group of Missy Elliott lesbians. This can also be referred to as a 'pleather army'.

Other features of a pleather include fat shoes with unnecessarily long tongues. In the lesbian world this is like a man with a small penis driving a Ferrari.

Also, some lesbians try to hide their pleatherness by saying that their jacket is real leather or they have owned it for some 'no one gives a shit' amount of time. They are still a pleather.

Oh fucking great, the pleathers have arrived.

by Fagpants December 16, 2010

Pleather

Noun; Adjective. A person's skin takes the appearance of faux leather due the overuse of tanning beds or overexposure to harmful sun rays.

She either just returns from a cruise or fake-n-baked too long; Either way she is straight "Pleather."

by TheStapler. November 3, 2013

pleathered

Pretending to be drunker than you really in order to escape a party or extricate oneself from an unwanted situation.
Fake/plastic leathered

After one shandy he was walking like he'd shat himself and slurring his speech, but I'm pretty sure he was pleathered because Gordon turned up with his ex-missus.

by Futtocks May 22, 2018

pleathaface

someone of plastic leather like skin, usually one holding a bad fake tan; fake orange

That’s such a bad spray tan, why didn’t anyone tell her that she is a pleathaface?

by aquinn04 November 11, 2020

pelaphile

jr

THE PELAPHILE IS CHASING ME

by addyistoocool4school January 1, 2021