Super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans

A term President Obama assigned to high priced, fancy health insurance usually only affordable for the rich.
Here, it means really, really, REALLY big plans.

question: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Answer: "Dude!!!! I got super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans!! I'm off to Hawaii for some tasty waves and a cool buzz."

by kevnbro July 31, 2009

Parted

When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.

I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.

by new2UD December 18, 2011

twin plaited pigtails

Hair braided into two braids

Her sandy hair was pulled back into twin plaited pigtails, each tied with a bright-red ribbon.

by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006

Gold Plated Diapers

(1) special duds awarded by Bruce Dickinson symbolizing one's ascension to Awesome Town.

(2) the inferior option below diamond and platinum plated diapers worn by babies who are ghetto fabulous

"I gots to git my paper up. My boys are still wearin' gold plated diapers and shit."

"Babies...before we're done here...y'all be wearing gold plated diapers" - Chris Walken as Bruce Dickinson

by Kutcher March 26, 2009

Bomb has been planted

The sound you hear when you are playing CSGO and your teammates can't even defend a bomb site without you carrying them.

Guy:*Guards B*

"Bomb has been planted*

Guy:*sigh* Guess i Need to clutch this one. Freaking useless teammates.

by ItsYaBoiMat April 3, 2018

planted

to be high on trees (weed!)

"Let's get planted tomorrow before school!"

or

"Shit nigga I'm so fuckin planted right now, those were some good trees."

by jewstein September 9, 2007

parted

When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.

I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007