Pizzatarian

An individual who, by choice or divine culinary calling, subsists primarily or exclusively on pizza.
Someone who believes that the major food groups are cheese, sauce, crust, and toppings.
A devoted disciple of the Church of Deep Dish and the Holy Slice.

Example 1: "Mike hasn't eaten anything but pizza for the past week. Dude's turning into a full-blown pizzatarian."

Example 2: "Why go vegan or keto when you can be a pizzatarian and live the cheesy dream?"

by pseudonomnomnomampf September 4, 2023

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Pizzatorius

The Greek god of pizza. It is said Pizzatorius created the first pizza in his image over 3000 years ago as a gift for the Greek. During his 1000 year journey to Earth on his loyal dragon, the Romans have already conquered Greece, and when he landed there the Romans sliced him up like a pizza. The Romans took the pizza and gave it to the emperor, who ate it and said, "delicous".

I'm so greatful for Pizzatorius for this pizza.

by Starbreaker18 November 26, 2023

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