brown piste

sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.

the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up

by buckins May 07, 2006

Off-Piste

Not feeling content with life. Feeling like there's a path you should be on, but you're not on it. Originates from skiing term used when not adhering to pre-defined trails.

Christie: Hey, how's it going?
Tom: To be honest, I've kind of been feeling off-piste all day.

by Carl-1973 November 25, 2018

piste rage

A rush of temper caused by improper or unwelcome behaviour on a ski slope. Similar to Road Rage

That boarder cutting in certainly generated some piste rage in the line.

by Itter February 24, 2009

Pist-ot note

When you write on the wrong side of a Post-it note.

Dagummit. Another pist-ot note.

by Ae5Ea8 May 13, 2015

Pist-ot Note

When you write on the gluey backside of a Post-it Note and wonder why you're having trouble writing.

Pist-ot Notes of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains.

by Ae5Ea8 June 06, 2015

Piste Sauvage

The piste in between the grooomed ski pistes, but not off-piste or backcountry.

He told me they'd ridden off-piste all day but after describing it, was actually the piste sauvage!

by Ali Sea March 22, 2021

Off-piste bodging

Fornication or adultery

When Jim and Anne came down, their stupid smiles made it clear they had been doing some off-piste bodging.

by Naughty Daddy July 05, 2021