pissfacedcockgobbler

a person who leaves their "friends" in monroe because they have each others cocks in each others butts.

Craig and Matt are pissfacedcockgobblers.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

pissface

Someone (esp. on an Internet 'forum') who is actively negative, and sees the bad in everything. This doesn't necessarily reflect their public persona, but rather takes advantage of the faceless nature of the Internet to rant and rave at strangers without recourse. Similar to a troll, but not as antagonistic, pissfaces can also be called miserablists, pessimists or Grumpy Old Men.

They are often characterised by taking jocular comments at face value, finding offence where none was intended, and purveying a general attitude of negativity.

The term comes from the (supposed) 'sour' qualities of urine.

"Actually, that portion of the film is regarded as one of the finest in modern cinema. Before you see fit to criticize it like that, you should ask yourself what you *really* know about cinema. You disgust me"
"Please, don't be such a pissface"

by dr_newstead November 20, 2004

Pisscracker

A white person who likes to be pissed on because it smells good, or because its kinky.

Girl 1: "Ew he smells bad"
Girl 2: " He looks, and smells like a pisscracker."

by Ichokedonarasin August 19, 2023

Pissgate

The scandal in which there may or may not be a tape of the President getting pissed on by Russian prostitutes

I cant believe the President is caught up in this pissgate

by Casually Cool February 13, 2017

Pissrael

Pissrael is a futuristic wearable invention. It can be embedded in normal clothes as a double layer in away that makes it act as an air tight bag which is hardly noticeable. It is attached to the urethra, in a way that makes it easy to piss at any time and in any position, the urine is then collected and distributed around the body to worm it. So it serves two purposes, avoiding the burden of hitting the loo, and keeping the body worm in cold nights. It has been voted the best invention of 21'st century after quantum computers.

I bought my girlfriend a pissrael for her birthday, she is gonna love it.

Don't forget to pack the pissrael, we surely gonna need during our visit to Palestine.

by Pissrael man August 20, 2021

Pisscrack

The part of the vagina that looks like a butt in the front

"Ay girl, lemme see that pisscrack!"

by pisscrackgirl April 14, 2016

pissface05

as the name implies, she will piss on ur face 5 times if paid to do so, has an obsession with manic pixie dream girls and is a Matt Murdock enthusiast

pissface05 is a very cool mutual 💩

by lalalalala07778 September 7, 2021