Piss car vs Cum car

A satirical (and often crude) remix of a “
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.

Piss car vs Cum car

“You will never be a real car” says the cum car to the piss car

by EMD F59PHI December 10, 2025

Piss, shit and/or cum

A stupid punchline that requires no set up or. Mainly used for when you can't be funny in the moment a need that one friend to think you are funny.

Human : hey whats this new food that they are selling?

Funny guy : its Piss, shit and/or cum

Human : thats so funny and random!

Funny: bababooey

by AndOkBuddy January 6, 2021

cumgasm piss-fuck

A cumgasm piss-fuck is a sexual act where one guyawakens a sleeping dude, by dick-slapping him across his face, and then fucks his mouth making him the early bird who gets the worm, has a cumgasm, and then pisses in his mouth and makes him swallow it all.

Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping me and giving me a cumgasm piss-fuck in my mouth!

by eda-skip October 17, 2021

Pisscum

Pisscum is when your cum is clear and is a thin layer

"Oh baby pick my thin layer of pisscum".
"Oh it tastes great".

"Now suck my dick even more".

by Willne is a nonce October 24, 2018