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"Joe" Pinto

Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.
by Joes got no buldge March 1, 2010
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PintoBean2003

A user of Urban Dictionary that seemingly disappeared. He was last seen on March 03, 2020, where he sent a distress definition. Attempts at finding him were proven unsuccessful. Some say that the software trapped him, dematerialized his body, and transferred his mind to the program. Some said that he is taken hostage and plead for help with Urban Dictionary. The search was likely too late, and he is now living in the program of the enigmatic Urban Dictionary.
"What happened to PintoBean2003?"

"No one knows, my son."
by secreperson August 5, 2021
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Patricia pinto la creme

Just cuz she young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.

(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Patricia Pinto La Creme, but not quite as la creme de la creme.
by Want some more October 16, 2020
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"Joe" Pinto

Noun:
Describes a fully grown boy that is just about to reach adulthood. Although sadly the penis that belongs to The "Joe Pinto" has not yet fully matured and is probably around 4 inches in length.
A "Joe" Pinto will usually be around 17 years old but have the penis of a 7 or 8 year old.
by joe < 4 inches March 1, 2010
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PintoBean2003

PintoBean2003 is a person who wrote up a definition for help in the urban dictionary, but they put a cry for help instead saying they were stuck in the urban dictionary. Some people are saying we can save them, but they said that next morning they’ll probably be dead and it’s been a year, almost 2 years.
Person 1:PERSON 2
Person 2:WHAT?!
Person 1:I searched up help in the urban dictionary and a person named PintoBean2003 put a cry for help saying they were stuck in the website!
Person 2:I know! But they said they’re probably gonna be dead next morning and it’s been an entire year!
by Yulison January 2, 2022
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Johannisburg Pinto

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.
Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto
by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018
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Poppin a Pinto

Female version of poppin a boner. A female woody. Engorged Clitoris.
See: Clorge.
ZOMG becky, I'm totes poppin a pinto right now. Can I borrow your dolphin?
by vlad daddy April 23, 2011
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