three-hole punch

1. An common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.

2. A sexual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.

I gave your mom the ol' three-hole punch last night.

by K.O. Reilly July 30, 2008

Three-Hole Punch

1. A commonplace piece of office equipment.

2. Mitt Romney's favorite sexual position.

Very often, women require a good old fashioned three-hole punch before they will fit into a binder.

by Harris Bergenstein October 17, 2012

Doing the Three Hole Punch

Treating your lady to having 3 various bodily parts (usually dick, tongue, and fingers/hand?) inserted inside of her during sex into 3 different orifices at the same time.

mmm I Three Hole Punched my lady friend last night. ;) ya know... your sister.

by §eth October 12, 2004

crunchyroll and tongue-punch the hole

How weebs end up catching feelings.

This kawai girl came over to watch some anime. We ended doing Crunchyroll and Tongue-Punch The Hole. I think I'm in love.

by Rev Ocho April 8, 2019

Compton hole punch

The act of shooting a living thing, usually a person, and sexually penetrating the bullet hole.

"What the fuck is up with this nigga, man? Bitch best step the fuck back befo' he get a Compton hole punch."

by Danny Delinquent November 3, 2006

3 Hole Punch

Sexy time with a female, oral, anal and vaginal followed by a punch to the face. Best used when breaking up.

I gave that bitch the 3 Hole punch last nigh then I kicked her ass to the street.

by WOO X March 28, 2011

3-hole punch pee hole paste

When a male is urinating and the stream is spraying in multiple directions, usually following ejaculation or sexual intercourse.

There's piss all over the seat and floor! Someone must have had a wicked case of 3-hole punch pee hole paste last night.

by Endrolarson December 28, 2015