Pilly Foo

Pilly foo is an intense case of bedhead that one acquires in one of several ways. The most popular method of attaining pilly foo is to sleep for an extended period of time with already-messy hair at the time of going to bed.

Other methods include naps, getting attacked by a blowdryer, or letting your hair dry after swimming.

Man, did you see Mark's crazy hair this morning? He had some crazy pilly foo goin' on!

by Nyk Zukowski June 21, 2006

Pilly Penis

A verry small pathetic penis with an inch of forskin on the tip.
Pilly Penises are usullay owned by people who are tall and are named ian

Tracey- Ian is so hott!
Melanie- Ya but i heard he has a Pilly Penis

by TheBigAssCheese June 26, 2008

pilly packer

a slang term for male genitalia which was originally used by actor Martin Lawrence on Feb. 19, 1994 during his notorious monologue on SNL that resulted in him getting banned from NBC.

Crystal: "hey girl, how did things go with Tim last night? did you get the D?"

Tyshawnda: "Girl! BARELY! His pilly packer was too small! It barely made it in and Tim couldn't stay hard!"

Crystal: "dang girl, I'm sorry"

Tyshawnda: "Yeah, the pilly packer wasn't satisfying."

by Nona.rosegold October 12, 2017

pilly wiggle

verb
To waddle around while whispering..."Pilly is the name of my deceased bunny, Pilly is my best friend, and I miss Pilly."

Chris Martin pilly wiggled around the room while people told him he was a poor, dirty boy.

by Michael @ Saint Joseph's University November 10, 2004

pilly balls

The tiny lint balls that are often shed from a new sweater if it has not been washed.

My boyfriend left pilly balls all over my sheets when he slept in my bed with his new sweater on!

by Jesse Andre October 20, 2005

Pilly Willy

Getting so drunk That you end Up asleep on the floor with your penis out. In the morning you don’t remember and you pretend that you have a small willy because you was drunk

Oi max I saw your penis last night it was tiny. “It’s usually bigger I had pilly willy”

by Deeda Hosty May 23, 2020

pilly spliff

A pilly spliff is an invention that whilst not as good as the chingy spliff is still cool to do whilst at a party. This involves the use of crumbling an ecstasy tablet, AKA, an E into a joint of weed before rolling the joint. My preferred dosage of e for this is half a pill. Although I enjoy doing this, as I enjoy the taste of it, it has not been scientifically proven that it really has any efect when consumed in this method. 1 reason for this may be everytime I have done this I have already been under the influence of 1 or more pills, and the weed chills you the fuck out already whilst on that stuff so can't really tell. In fact i'd go as far as saying it is showing off!

Person 1 "Check this out i'm makin a pilly spliff!"
Person 2 "Bloody show off! Give me some."

by GF August 12, 2007