piffy doink

A BIG ass blunt. Usually rolled in a flour tortilla.

Jeff: Hey bro, just rolled a real piffy doink
Dave: Damn, let me hit that shit

by Florbenschtein May 19, 2018

piffy wiffy

Piffy wiffy means that you're so pissed off and cannot tolerate people's bullshit anymore, or, the person at hand is having a very awful day and needs to let off some steam.

jon arbuckle: "Garfield did you eat my lasagna again?"

Garfield: "No, what makes you say that Jon?" Garfield says as he cleans his lasagna-covered cat mouth.

Jon: "GARFIELD, YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PIFFY WIFFY AAAAAHHHH." as Jon shouts he slams the door behind him in a fit of rage.

by ርસ૯ᆩվ April 7, 2023

piffle

To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.

Don't rub, piffle!

by Starchylde December 27, 2014

Captain Puffy

An amazing twitch streamer, ALL HAIL PAPA PUFFY!

Person: Sorry gtg Captain Puffy started streaming

by A fucking fish February 21, 2021

wagwan piff ting wats ur bbm pin

from research from bing
it basically means this:

hey whats up hot human give me your phone number

wagwan is a jamaican patois or jamaican english way of saying "whats up"
piff means "high quality", and ting is the autistic version of saying "thing"
a bbm pin is the numbers you'd use to contact someone on the blackberry messenger

memeulous: "wagwan piff ting wats ur bbm pin"

pyrocynical: "you wot mate"

by hygt6yggi July 26, 2017

Wagwan piffting

A greeting mostly used by the famous youtuber Memeulous.

Ayo wagwan piffting whats your bbm pin add me on Bin Weevils: Sportyskater201

by caitlintxo September 26, 2018

wagwan piffting

Means a yo wassup girl

ayy yo wagwan piffting let me get your bbm pin

by lukasbrown March 9, 2017